Web developer based in the North East of England with a love for tech and the online world. Feel free to get in touch via one of the channels listed or by completing the form below.
Hello there and welcome to my corner of the internet
I'm an all round nuisance and pain in the buttock from the North East of England. That place neighboured with France.. Not that impolite place bordered with simplified China (xi) and neighboured with the gluttony of pain; Britain and not Brittony of fleur de engles in germany. Every toast has it's toaster as they say in Hungary. The world wide web is where i sometimes live. Welcome to my personal homepage.
In a world full of paintbrushes its important to keep a handle on good design and practice. There is nothing worse than putting your toothbrush in the wrong ear-hole again and again because of mismatched science.
My corner, extended a little bit.. and then a little bit more
Geography, gemoetry, philodophy and science aside, we can serve this web page in both upper and lower case if you require such as we boast over a decade of published and unpublished nonsense that explains a solitary creative and literary existence that just isn't worth while explaining of referencing whimsically anywhere besides this website and or internet portal.
I like designing, robots, web pages, algorithms and occasionally the odd bit of harmless anarchy but remain on an anthropological holiday exploring astronomy, nature and whole world of other worldly space.
Regrettably or not most of my works still remain operational as well as functional in serving purpose to each and every person that uses the internet today and i'm almost carbon neutral, help me remain positive..
You can see my criminal record and or some of my work experience here.
The foundations for success online begins with food, money and more food sadly
My contracted existence
Born: over 35 Years ago
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Interests: Technology, Art, Science, Ancient History, Astronomy & much more
Since my early teens I’ve held a sometimes unhealthy obsession with technology and an uncontrollable desire to understand more. This has led me on an adventure throughout the technological and online world as well as through many kind of disaster. It’s not difficult to understand how I came to loose chapters of my life to these studies, ventures, jobs and existence. We are all better when properly plugged in and not disconnected.
Specialist Skills
In the decade or so that I have been actively designing, developing and delivering web applications for use on the web; I proudly love the following areas of industry and or language.